What This Is all About

Let's get back to basics about what this blog is all about. The beloved sandwich.













Also, if you don't know this guy, you should meet him. I haven't met him but I watched him on The Next Food Network Star and I'd like to be his friend. He turns anything into a sandwich.


JEFF MAURO

And he has his own TV show as part of the winnings of the show. The picture is so Photoshopped. Look at his skin.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/jeff-mauro/index.html

One day, Sandwich King. We will be besties.

Some Jokes

That last post made me look up Doctor Who jokes and they all sucked so here's some that I have made up which are sure to be just as bad. But they're my own:

Q: What kid of soda does Doctor Who drink?

A: Pepsi. It's the choice of a new regeneration.


And that's all I came up with.

EEEEEEEEEE

NEW AUTOMATED ESPRESSO MACHINE IN THE UPSTAIRS KITCHEN! NEW AUTOMATED ESPRESSO MACHINE IN THE UPSTAIRS KITCHEN!

It's not this one but look how cute it is?



Looks like a Dalek.

CAFFEINATE! CAFFEINATE!

Nerd.

My Love Affair with Miguel

I am in love with Miguel, the janitor/superhero at my job. I do not have a picture of him but let me find something that will work.



There. Racist? No. Superheroist? Maybe. But this is the kind of lovely creature that he is!! He would be the to save us all if a crazy person from the crack park next door broke into the building and wanted to get us. Miguel. He would be the one whose fists would turn into lightning bolts of fury. Miguel. He would be the one to lift up the car from that baby who shouldn't have been playing in the parking lot to begin with. MIGUEL! GRACIAS, MIGUEL!

I love him so much that I feel bad for having garbage in my garbage can that sits by my desk because I know he's the one that has to take care of it. On many occasions I have left the building at night with a plastic bag full of my trash for the day to stick in that dumpster by the bus. MIGUEL! Soft spoken grandfather of 2, who commutes an hour just to vacuum the stairs. Miguel. Gracias Miguel. Gracias.

What Ever Happened?

With all this time on my hands, I enjoy looking up people who were at one time famous, who have since dropped out of the limelight.

Today let's focus on:



Oh Lisa Dean Ryan. Can I call you Wanda? I'm sure it would be ok. Thank you for being so soft spoken and such a good friend to Doogie, Wanda. It is not easy becoming a doctor at such a young age, and he really needed his friends to stick by him. Boy did you ever! Remember that time Doogie had to give you a pelvic exam in order to tell you that you had appendicitis? Did you actually buy into that? Oh, Wanda. Oh! I have a question for you. Was it hard when Doogie broke up with you and then went out with a Laker's Cheerleader? I guess not, since you got back together, even when Doogie asked out that nursing student behind your back. And when your MOM DIED?? How'd you feel when your MOM DIED? You cried and I cried with you when your mom died. You pushed Doogie away cause now he has a mother and you don't. So you went to art school. How glam! You have broken away from Doogie's clutches. He never understood you.

What are you up to now? You were in a tv murder movie? With Kellie Martin, TV's Becca Thatcher? Was it A Friend to Die For? Oh. Was it Live Once Die Twice? Oh. Was it On The Age of Innocence? Oh. I can name some more Kellie Martin TV movies if you - what? Oh. Mystery Woman: Vision of a Murder. Haven't seen that one. I will try to YOUTUBE it.



I didn't see you. Are you in this? Where are you? Just show me what your face looks like now.



HOWSER. I mean WOWSER.

Goodnight, Lisa Dean Ryan.

OFFICE MASCOT

an open letter

Dearest Co-worker:

Please stop clearing your throat or I will shoot myself.

Sincerely,
Erin